1. I was reading my dad a fall out boy encounter and I told him ‘if I saw Pete wentz I’d go outside and hug him but I’m taller than him ’ (im 5’8”) and then my dad said ‘no wonder why they are called fall out boy, they can’t be men. Fall out dwarves would’ve been a better name!’

  2. greelin:

    cyberuser:

    i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

    i think you’re still technically gay

    (Source: 1vm, via troyesivan)

  3. 5 Seconds of Summer perform on the Today Show - July 22nd, 2014 

    (Source: fivesource, via englishaffair)

  4. Season 4 theory: Who's the benefactor?

    allteenwolf:

    • The Mexican hunters and the Argents are behind all of the killings and assassins going on in beacon hills but Kate isn’t apart of it because she’s now a were jaguar not a hunter anymore breaking the hunters code.
    • There’s a dead pool list where Lydia figured out the code for. The list includes…

    (via allteenwolf)

  5. doctorwho:

    the-fource:

    How many daleks does it take to change a lightbulb?

    ExterminEIGHT

    image

  6. daily-harry-potter:

    Of all the heart breaks in the series, watching my home get destroyed was the hardest.
    http://daily-harry-potter.tumblr.com

  7. fandomsandfeminism:

    fuckrealityihaveablog:

    What if Charlie Weasley is asexual? Like what if when his brothers were going through puberty and getting crushes on girls and just obsessing over them, Charlie was just like, “Guys. DRAGONS.”

    Yes.

    (via imafangirlidontdocalm)

  8. plaineasyandsimple:

    this one time a guy in my class was gonna download his presentation from hotmail.com

    HE SPELLED IT WRONG

    HE SPELLED HOTMALE.COM

    HE WAS CONNECTED TO THE PROJECTOR

    WE WERE TWELVE

    JUST IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED

    (Source: thelifeof-moa, via moosezekiel)

  9. 5 Seconds of Summer perform on the Today Show - July 22nd, 2014 

    (Source: fivesource, via englishaffair)

    sebstanlee:

    Fall Out Boy- full length albums in snaps 

    Inspired by (x)

    (via falloutboywassaved)